that awkward moment when every song on the radio is mocking your unrequited affections
why are you smiling?
- because i am happy.
Brilliantly evil. Sometimes I don’t know if I hate her, or admire her tenacity.
Tony Stark is the Sawyer of The Avengers.
All that’s missing is someone nicknamed ‘freckles’
Tony Snark.
This is suffering from the grievous omission of the “glow stick of destiny” line
How do you expect to out-run this drink WHEN IT IS ALREADY HERE?
That’s right, a Lord English cocktail has finally descended upon your universe and everything you hold sacred (or as a certain Strider would be apt to ironically say, “the pimp is in the crib, ma.”) To make the Lord English, you will need to mix 1 shot of sour apple schnapps, 1 shot of melon liqueur, 1/2 shot of gin, 1/2 shot of sweet and sour mix, and 3-4 shots of ginger ale depending on your personal preferences.
If you’re particularly ambitious you could also line the rim with the colors of the Cairo overcoat, but that’s totally up to you.
Reblogging for future reference.
